Entertainment These Days

Hey guys I'm back and it's a miracle that my internet is lasting long enough for this post. So while I still have time, I would like to address an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Now I want to address this because I have never seen a more graphic, children inappropriate episode in my life. The episode was called "The Splinter". I'm going to give you the short version.

So Spongebob is at the Krusty Krab when he suddenly gets his spatula stuck in the ceiling. He balances on boxes and jars but apparently he thought it was smart to put glass jars at the bottom of the pile of heavy boxes. So he gets the spatula out and stumbles and the boxes' contents spill out. And do you know what was in those boxes? SWORDS! I'm telling you that's a law suit just waiting to happen. Well anyways, he falls but misses all the swords. Then he slips on tar tar sauce and gets a splinter. Did they show him falling off screen, showing a splinter as he gets up? No. They show the splinter entering his finger in slow-mo. This didn't bother me as much until Patrick tried to help. He NAILS the splinter in further with a wooden mallet and then puts trash compost on it to stop the swelling, which causes the finger to swell even more, turn blue, and ooze pus. No censorship. Now we can handle this type of stuff but seriously! Kids of all ages are watching this show and do you think parents want their 3 year olds to see this stuff? Well the episode ends with Squidward trying to commit suicide by beating himself up with a cash register and then he asks Mr.Krabs for worker's compensation (paying the worker when he/she gets injured at work). Is this the message we have for children these days? Hey kids! Injure yourself as much as possible so you can get worker's compensation in school!

The last thing I want to talk about is the movie, "Don't Mess With The Zohan". Now due to a friend with excellent taste in movies, I had to sit through this torture. Is it a movie about an unstoppable Israeli soldier wanting to be a barber? Like 1/10 of the movie is about that. The rest was all racist and perverted jokes that kept repeating itself like a broken record. It had its moments but they are very few. Also it was very disturbing to see Adam Sandler butt-naked on a beach, sticking a fish in between his butt cheeks. That's not even the half of it. Ugh I don't want to tell you the most perverted parts so if you were going to see a movie, go see Kungfu Panda because it is NOT worth the money... Unless you like extremely perverted, sexual, racist movies. Well, no pretty pictures this week and this is the only exciting thing that happened to me so if you want more excitement, go watch a movie. That or stay tuned for the blue power blogger's post because she's awesome like that =)